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Rough & Ready Music Reviews

 "The cactus is crippled by a driver who ran the line . . ."
-
Lawrence Welsh from poem "Canutillo Station"

Rating System

[5] = Buy it at full price & shout about it
[4] = Buy it & share it
[3] = Buy it especially if it's on sale
[2] = Let somebody else buy it & you tape it
[1] = Don't bother buying it or taping it

 Amaze Me
Bourgeoisie Paper Jam
Brother Cane
Buddy Guy
Circle of Dust
Cracker
dc Talk
Drain S.T.H.
Full on the Mouth
Furslide
Gomez
Grinspoon
James Iha
Latex Generation
Lenny Kravitz
Method 51
Mr. Scott
Nation of Fear
Newsboys
Parlor James
Psychotica
Sister Soleil
Smashing Pumpkins
Sometimes Seven
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

The Dingees
The Hunger
The Fiendz
The Fool
The Rumors
The Simons
Third Harmonic Distortion
Three Finger Cowboy
Training for Utopia
Two Man Advantage
Various Artists
Varnaline
Whale
 

Bourgeoisie Paper Jam
Caleb's Cafe CD
PMG Records, Box 312897, Detroit, MI 48231-2897
www.prejippie.com

The disc starts out with a the voice of a sweetly tortured soul on "Why Me?" The song is a nice musical mix of bongos and acoustic guitar. In fact, the whole disc is acoustically- based, but not in that you've-heard-one-you've-heard-them-all kinda way.

"Rings" is a whimsical reggae-flavored tune about commitment. There are several fanciful tunes on this disc ("Teach Me to Swim," "Tell It Like It Is," and "Seashells on the Pavement"), which mixes up the disc nicely (esp. given that it's all acoustic).

"Tomorrow is Yesterday" sounds like a Ben Harper rip-off, but works well anyway.

The title track "Caleb's Cafe" reminds me of one of Bruce Hornsby's infectious refrain-turned-song ditties. What's absolutely brilliant about it is the snippet of "The Crying Game" dialogue that spans the break in the song. It complements the underlying guitar groove and makes me actually feel like I'm in a cafe!

The disc wraps up with "Is That Life Good?" which marks the return of the tortured soul in the opening track. A nice ender that includes the killer line, "Tell me why you ignore the way you feel inside/When you know that you've been a whore everytime you swallow your pride." In fact, this song is this disc's answer to "What the Fuck" on the Cecelia's Soul Food album by the same group. This track just shows that lead singer/chief songwriter Sticky Ricky is still struggling with those same issues. And just like "What the Fuck," this track's got killer lyrics. Its bridge says "How come your soul's not satisfied with what you are/No matter how much they tell you you're great, you just don't feel like a star."

I highly recommend this album—not just because it's their latest, but because it shows musical growth over the past six years. Besides, the lyrics and themes are grabbers, and the passion in Sticky Ricky's voice will keep you coming back to listen again and again. [5]

 

 Bourgeoisie Paper Jam
Sins of the Fathers CD
PMG Records, Box 312897, Detroit, MI 48231-2897
www.prejippie.com

"Strung Out on You" is a nice way to kick-off an album! It's full of pep and has got a helluva bass and guitar riff going. It's power rock with all the pretension stripped away.

"Who Do You Want Me to Be?" reminds me of White Town's single ("Your Woman") that was such a hit back about a year ago. It's Sticky Ricky singing falsetto about how bad he's being treated by his love thing and about how much he wants to stay. In one of the verses, he pleads "Any other guy speak the same old lines/They claim they'll do things that I do/So, baby, tell me why if they're not worth your time/You take them home to bed with you?" Ooo, baby, baby! He wouldn't have to beg ME like that!

Oh, my God! This "Life Begins" song is my jam! It's a slow, spooky-sounding song, written in the voice of a "Heaven's Gate" member (you remember those folks who offed themselves to join the Hail Bop comet?). I had to listen to it about 20 times, ‘cause its so eery and the lyrics are so fucking deep! Part of the second verse goes "They walk in/And the spirit rushes underneath their skin/Can't comprehend why he died/And why we follow him." I'm tripping on how much this song gets to me. My next favorite line is the refrain "Fantasy is fact defined/What makes your God truer than mine."

"Take It All Away" has a killer bassline and, again, the lyrics are great! It's about bill collectors calling the house. But it's to a funk beat! I've never heard anything quite like this, and at the rate that music seems to be digressing, I probably never will!

And, finally, "Stupid Fuck" is a perverse little song in a Cameo kinda way that talks about Sticky Ricky's attraction to someone from the wrong side of the fucking road! Funky bassline, and yet a little quirky. Cool. Double cool. [5]

Various Artists
Welcome to Woop Woop (soundtrack)
Universal

A zany soundtrack to what appears to be a zany Australian film. ‘Features a kit and caboodle of Rodgers and Hammerstein songs, as well as a remake of "I Got You Babe" (performed by Merril Bainbridge and Shaggy) and an original by Cake ("Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps"). The disc includes an okey dokey version of the high school graduation classic "You'll Never Walk Alone" (done by house-singing sensation Robin S). All and all, a light and nifty snack of a record for those days when you "feel like a nut." [3]

Method 51
PC Music, 711 8th Ave, San Diego, CA 92101

A hardcore rock sort of thing with a rap vocal atop. Not rattling my chains. [1]

Drain S.T.H.
Horror Wrestling cass.
Mercury, 825 Eighth Ave, NY, NY 10019

Another hardcore grunge-type group with no distinguishing guitar riffs, lyrical themes, or vocals to speak of. [2]

 

Grinspoon
Licker Bottle Cozy CD
Universal Records, 1755 B'way, NY, NY 10019

The guitar sound is cool—nice and heavy—but the raps-a-lot vocals leave a lot to be desired. Yeah, they've kinda got that Nirvana-meets-Beastie Boys thing happening, which didn't particularly turn me on, but didn't turn me off either. [3]

 

Buddy Guy
Heavy Love CD
Silvertone, 137-139 W 25th St, NY, NY 10001

Guy blueses it up with the likes of Jonny Lang on the principal single, "Midnight Train." What else can I say? It's the blues. If I were in the mood for the blues, I'd pull this album out. [3]

 

dc Talk
Supernatural CD
Virgin, 338 N Foothill Rd, Beverly Hills, CA 90210

Christian popsters are at it again. I can hear strains of Duran Duran, U2, Howard Jones, and George Michael. Particularly appealing is "Consume Me," which is still God-based in its message, but passionate as it explores the intimacy of the relationship. I wasn't as impressed with the Foo Fighters-esque single "My Friend (So Long)."

Actually, the album is probably just a tad more 80's than I'm willing to embrace wholeheartedly. Don't get me wrong; I loved the 80's, but that era is over and I prefer music that experiments with the sonic possibilities of the time we're in. [4]

 

Smashing Pumpkins
Adore CD
Virgin

Well, I won't waste your time stockpiling accolades for the great single, "Ava Adore"—I'll just leave it at this, it's a wonderful song that lives up to its reputation. The next stellar song on this roundup is "Crestfallen," which is broody and dark like I like ‘em. The only gem on this collection is "Pug"; it's just twisted enough to suit my taste. The rest of the album, I think, requires a certain frame of mind to enjoy—and maybe even several hundred listenings—to get into. [4]

 

Parlor James
Old Dreams CD
Sire, 2034 Broadway, Santa Monica, CA 90404

These folks sound like the DiVinyls taking a turn for the worse. The chick has a weak and wimpy voice. The melodies are drony and the songs lack anything worth writing home about. This is supposed to be their first full-length album—I'm hoping it'll also be their last! [1]

 

Circle of Dust
Disengage CD
Flying Tart Records, 1227 16th Ave S, Nashville, TN 37212

No wonder I like this dude—he did some programming for Klank—and we all know how much I like Klank! I mean, this CD has got it all—ambient soundscapes, a little bit of techno, a little bit of rock, interesting vocal melodies, harmonies, subversive lyrical themes, and to top it all off, he's even got a glam image—sure, it's a Marilyn Manson kinda look, but it works better with his face, so who am I to complain? This record just goes to show that music can reinvent itself for the 90's. [5]

 

The Dingees
Armageddon Massive CD
BEC Recordings, 810 3rd Ave #140-20, Seattle, WA 98104

Can you say Green Day meets the Mighty Mighty Bosstones? Well, you've summed up this group's sound without bothering to waste the battery juice in your CD player. [1]

 

Training for Utopia
Plastic Soul Impalement CD
Tooth & Nail, Box 12898, Seattle, WA 98111

Hard, hard, hard. With a few transistorized monologues intended to distract, I think. All hard ain't good. [1]

 

Brother Cane
Wishpool CD
Virgin

Sounds like Alice in Chains' bastard cousin. Without the gripping grunge attitude. Not out of tune or out of time, but a lack of commitment can be just as bad. [2]

 

The Fool
Big Trouble in the Mystery House of Joy CD
95 Linwood Circle, Princeton, NJ 08540

Some kinda mix between the Dave Matthews Band and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Not bad. Whimsical and a little funky here and there. I'm really digging the slide-styled guitar solo of "You Lose." I'm also digging how they vary the vocal style from song to song—some are done in falsetto and some aren't. And, by God, these guys know what a hook is and aren't afraid to use it from time to time. [4]

 

Lenny Kravitz
5 CD
Virgin

Alright now! Finally, Lenny has done an album worth shouting from the mountaintops about! He's got melodies, harmonies, hooks AND he's in tune! Besides, he explores a variety of genres, including his trademark rock sound, as well as funk and electronica. My favs are "I Belong to You," "Thinking of You," "It's Your Life," "Straight Cold Player," and what I think has become my all-time Lenny jam, "Fly Away"! This is, by far, his best! [5]

 

Full on the Mouth
Collide CD
Pioneer Music Group, Box 682163, Franklin, TN 37068

90's rock. A little grungy; a little electronica. Not tons of heart. From Flint, Michigan—which probably accounts for my generous rating. [3]

 

Sister Soleil
Soularium CD
Universal

Yeah, I guess I can comfortably compare her to a quirky mix of Tori Amos and Sinead O'Connor. I could even throw in a little Neneh Cherry—due to her rap foray on the song "AOL." Generally, I was digging this disc—even the white-chick-does-rap thing—though I didn't care much for the CD's opener "Feel My Love." (That track was far to ethereal for no discernable purpose.) This much-touted artist explores a variety of genres, including techno ("Hit Me") and a strange big band-type thing on "Liar." Basically, it's a decent project. Worth a few listens. [4]

 

Varnaline
Sweet Life CD
Zero Hour, 14 W 23rd St, NY, NY 10010

"Stomp rock/paint peel pop"; that's one way to describe this band. At least, according to its press kit. The lead vocalist wobbles in and out of tune, the songs are excessively drab and the musicianship is lackluster. Not "sweet" enough for me. Not my cup of tea and I'm not even sure who's cup they'd be . . . [1]

 

Psychotica
Espina CD
Zero Hour

The lead singer dude is upset because folks have been comparing him to Marilyn Manson, but with an opener like "Ding Dong Dead," what else would he expect?! It sounds like a Manson-esque theme and the song itself is right up that alley! The follow-up, "Bleeding," however, was a little harder, 80's style rocker that wouldn't fit as well with the Manson comparison.

Yeah, and although many of the clips that accompanied the disc say that the band is gay, there isn't much in the presentation of their image that would suggest many differences between them and Manson. They do a decent cover of the disco jam "MacArthur Park" and they aren't fundamentally bad—just not terribly original in their approach or their music. Because I'm a sucker for guys in drag, I'll give them an extra point just for that. [3]

 

The Fiendz
Cole CD
Black Pumpkin, Box 4377, River Edge, NJ 07661

This band is so damn bland! I'd just as soon jump off the top of a building as be subjected to an entire album of worn out songs sung by a tired-ass vocalist!! [1]

 

Newsboys
Step Up to the Microphone CD
Star Song/Virgin

Another Christian rock group. Their not bad, actually. Of course, it would seem that I'd be naturally predisposed NOT to like them, but they've got that modern rock sound—complete with loops and hooky keyboard lines—and they seem sincere about their message—which, in case you didn't know, goes a long way with me. Though I don't agree with their message, I did enjoy the way they chose to present it. "Entertaining Angels" is a hooky ditty (ala Crowded House), while the first track "Woo Hoo" is more in the line of Detroit's own Charm Farm. This time, I'm not shooting the messenger just ‘cuz I don't like the message . . . [4]

 

Cracker
Gentleman's Blues CD
Virgin

Cracker fan that I am, I was pleasantly surprised to get a copy of their latest in my box. Yep, they're back with their low-country-sounding kinda rock that I love so much, complete with twanging guitars and those back-to-basics vocals. "Star" is my jam and follows the concept of the album, which is supposed to be about what it's like to be in a band. —It's funny that Cracker gets to get away with doing the kind of down-to-earth music—basic guitar and vocals songs—that would drive me nuts if anybody else did it. Okay, I take that back, I love it when Everclear does it too, but anybody else even tries and I'm ready to rip them a new asshole.

Whew! Was that a rant enough? I'm digging the bluesy guitar riff in "Waiting on You Girl" and dug the concept of "Wild One," which David Lowery says is about his 4 year old niece having a temper tantrum.

Bravo! I couldn't ask for much more from a band than for them to do songs that mean something to them, which will, in turn, spark some passion in me. [5]

 

Three Finger Cowboy
Kissed CD
Daemon, Box 1207, Decatur, GA 30031

Well, call me stupid, but I was thoroughly confused by this band's bio. First, it tells a cute and clever little story about how they got the name Three Finger Cowboy . . . in 1956! Then, it goes on to say that they've been around for forty years, but still have this youthful sound. That's not the confusing part. The confusing part is that they've included a photo and none of them look fifty years old!! Unless they came out of the womb gigging, they'd have to be at least fifty now if they started in 1956!!

—Anyway, besides all that, they're more or less a generic band with those little-girl brand vocals atop. Other than the tale about how they got their name, I wasn't impressed. [2]

 

The Hunger
Cinematic Superthug CD
Universal

The grunge thing is getting a bit tired. Not because I don't still dig Soundgarden, but instead because not everybody does it with the passion that it demands. In fact, that's where The Hunger comes in. Sonically, they're wonderful—great production, they hit the right notes, etc, etc. However, when it comes to whether or not they're doing stuff that pours from their soul, they just don't have it. Like I said, grunge demands it. Each song sounds like some exercise in commercialism and that rubs me the wrong way. Actually, their last album seemed a tad more "them" than this one. [1]

 

Gomez
Bring It On CD
Virgin

An Eddie Vedder sound-alike on lead vocals with what almost seems pots and pans instrumentation behind him. Yeah, I guess it's unique, but since I thrive on melody, harmony and an occasional arrangement, I can't wholeheartedly recommend this English band's disc. They get a point just for being different than most, but I'm minusing tons simply because I couldn't dig anything on this CD. [2]

 

Mr. Scott
The Last Minute cass.
Modern Tribe, 21700 Greenfield, Ste 219, Oak Park, MI 48237

Well, this cassette is gangsta rap. There's bragging and talk of how tough times are on top of the requisite samples, scratches and vocal and musical patches. The thing is that I've heard it all before and I've heard it done better (ala Tupac, Ice Cube or The Brat). Mr. Scott doesn't add anything new to this "overexposed" genre, nor does he move me with his delivery or with the inventiveness of the underlying track. I can't honestly recommend it—though, of course, nowadays there isn't much rap that I'd recommend. [1]

Amaze Me CD
Z Records, 717 S Mill Ave, Ste 104, Tempe, AZ 85281

Swedish rockers. The first track, "God's Gift to Women," sounds like a David Lee Roth-headed Van Halen effort. I like "You Say You Never Cry" (the second track) better. It's a straight-up rock dealy-bob with some satiny hard rock harmonies (think Def Leppard) and a nice, strong hook. I found that this was pretty typical of the rest of the album. And though the 90's are almost over, I can still appreciate well-done 80's rock. [3]

 

Furslide
Adventure CD
Virgin

Chick-fronted three-piece band. Debut record. Trying to uncover a modern rock sound that moves. Didn't move me. Trying to be "deep." Trying to damn hard! Too dark and twisty for me—well, in a way that doesn't do anything for me. So sue me. [2]

 

Latex Generation
Boysrock CD
One Foot, Box 30666, Long Beach, CA 90853

Sounds like Green Day all dressed up in a cardboard box. Yeah, their CD cover design looks like pieces of a big, brown cardboard box. But kinda like an unassembled cardboard box, their sound fell flat with me. [1]

 

Whale
All Disco Dance Must End in Broken Bones CD
Virgin

Another sonic amalgamation group. That means that they combine modern rock guitars, Gen X lyrical themes and nonchalant vocal delivery atop song samplets and breakbeats. Everyone's trying to dig up on something new for this genre, I think. Most have not been successful, except for Garbage.

"Deliver the Juice," this disc's second track, is as close to the Garbage blueprint as I've heard and, I hate to say it, it was one of this band's most successful attempts at dazzling me. They didn't have as much success with the rest of the album. Most of the tracks are shapeless vocal lines over sparsely arranged instrumentation. And when the lead singer chick decided to add dissonance to the equation (on "Losing Ctrl"), I had to cut them loose! Not bad; just not great either. [3]

Sometimes Seven
Static From the Blender . . . CD
Kid Cadmium, Box 96, Dyer, IN 46311

Damn! The lead singer is consistently out of tune! Fuck!! This is driving me nuts! I would compare them to Green Day, but for God sakes, the lead singer from Green Day tries to hit the right note at least once in a fucking blue moon! I couldn't get past the third song on the disc. Oh, well . . . [1]

 

James Iha
Let It Come Down
Virgin

This very "organic" album reminds me of classic Simon and Garfunkel; you know, something slow and simple that relies on an appreciation of the austerity of the song structure rather than clever arrangements, strong vocals or intertwining melodies. Yeah, and this disc also has a country bent to it too. It's the earthiness of the guitar sound that requires the country comparison. "Sound of Love" is probably best representative of the album's sound. All in all, the CD isn't bad, but it's a stretch to be able to get into his sound—well, at least it was for me—and so the rating I gave it reflects that. [3]

 

The Simons
The Months of the Moon CD
548 Skodborg Dr, Eaton, OH 43520

I'm getting a mix between Sting, Howard Jones and Duran Duran. Though not a bad mix, the sound is very 80's, which isn't as rewarding as if they'd tried something different, updated, fresh. "Is This London" does throw another Simon and Garfunkel reference at me—very ethereal.

Just when I was really ready to start yawning, the 4-song disc was over. Thank heavens! They're not bad—and as a demo group, they're actually pretty good—but I'm always looking for something hooky and exciting, and this disc just didn't qualify. [3]

Third Harmonic Distortion
Morphius, Box 13474, Baltimore, MD 21203

Loud rock group with a cool name. They've even got some cool names for some of their songs ("Last Song From a Sinking Ship," "Damn the Wrinkly Rug," and "The Debriefing"). However, I wasn't as impressed with their sound, which they compare to Fugazi and Superchunk. And I guess those are apropos comparisons. But I'm not fans of either of those groups and, therefore, tended not to enjoy this band much either. Look at it this way, at least they get an extra point for the cool names . . . [2]

 

The Rumors
Pacific CD
Cellar Records, 116 N Peoria Ave, Dixon, IL 61021

Compare them to The Bodeans and REM and you've got a pretty accurate description of their sound. I'm still waiting for the clever and memorable hooks characteristic of both these groups to kick in. They've got the other parts, but not the strong, lusty melodies. Can't recommend them unless you really prefer not to be entertained. [2]

 

Two Man Advantage
Drafted CD
Royalty Records, 176 Madison Ave, 4th Fl, NY, NY 10016

This band's theme is "punk rock, beer, and hockey." Good thing for them, I guess. Though, they've got a strong sound, and are probably pretty good at what they do, because they are so far out of my league, I can't even evaluate this disc. I'm not perfectly balanced, you know; nor did I think I was supposed to be . . . [1]

Nation of Fear
Everything Beautiful Rusts CD
DiMar Productions, Box 451632, Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33345

They attribute much of their success to Marilyn Manson—perhaps partially because Olivia Newton Bundy of MM plays with them. But I don't really dig MM too much. In fact, I dug these guys' tracks more. They've got the glam, plus the pulsating synth riffs and interesting arrangements. Of course, I could always do without some of the raps-a-lot lead vocals, but since the package as a whole was groovy, I didn't let the leads turn me off. [3]

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
New Power Soul CD
NPG Records

I am probably one of the few people, who without hearing a song on the CD, still go out and buy any CD The Artist Formerly Known As Prince (TAFKAP) releases. I don't know, maybe I just have fond memories of albums like Dirty Mind, Parade, and Sign O the Times. Hell, I even have a soft spot for Chaos and Disorder.

However, since Sign O Times, TAFKAP's work has diminished in quality and innovation. It seems like the popularity of rap really took him by surprise and he has devoted too much time on his records in the 90s trying to find a place within that genre. One piece of advice: TAFKAP you are not RAPPER!!! GIVE IT UP! Enough about the past, now let's explore his latest offering.

New Power Soul is another futile attempt by TAFKAP to fit in. The single "The One" has a nice bass line, but the lyrics are typical of 90s mainstream R&B. In two words, they are "very materialist." The rest of the CD is full of awful attempts to woo the R&B market. The high points are the beat in "Mad Sex," as stated earlier, the bass line in "The One" and the best song is the hidden track "Why did I Waste My Kisses."

Records like this have become too common place for an artist of TAFKAP's caliber and freedom. It seems as though he tries to conform more now than he did prior to his "Emancipation" from Warner Brothers. Now, the latest rumor is that he is interested in having some of the most popular R&B producers produce him. How cliche! If this is what happens when artists are completely free to do what they want, I understand why they sign record deals. Why be broke when you can do the same thing and get paid for it?! Maybe one day I'll wise up and realize the man just doesn't make records worth buying anymore. [1]

Review done by special guest reviewer, Malcolm Y